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Trust Me!
02:20
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Well I just told him or her to Commes des Fuckdown
and they LAAAAUUUGGGHHEEDD. Trust me!
For the price of 0.14 Bitcoin
and the time it takes you to transfer it to my account
I will bingewatch an entire season
on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Sling, Philo, or YouTubeTV
of Lordesses of Love with you and one guest.
Zoom me. Trust me!!
Time has a speed-quality setting
I know how to use to my spiritual-financial advantage.
Commes des Fuckdown, HaHaHaHa!
Trust me! Relief is on the way!!
News anchor voice: *Going viral will make the difference,
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leave a 5-star review with my platforms
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Trust me! I don’t have the credentials
but I have the evidentials. What they did is obvious
and frankly, it’s disgusting what they did,
and we’re making tremendous progress on that
but we’re still $2450 short of today’s goal
and every contribution makes a huge difference.
If they are in the door they’ve already
bought it and gotten the upgrade, new Law. Learn it!
Frankly, I just tell them if they haven’t improved themselves
by the end of the week, it’s fucking curtains (throat-slitting motion)
Trust me! Keep calm and have a cuppa.
The numbers are going to go way, way up.
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2. |
Have A Nice Day!
07:03
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Fast Cash Now!
02:48
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future: rejected
lawful: arrested
daily: ingested
if you say so
(doctor: suggested)
expert: attested
death: projected
if you say so
morgue: congested
bleach: injected
terror: domestic
if you say so
unreal: accepted
debts: collected
real: neglected
if you say so
corpse: rested
sorrow: expected
sickbed: fetid
if you say so
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4. |
Hear Me Out!
02:20
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the FDA doesn’t want you to know
that you can be a God for cheap!
the FDA doesn’t want you to know
that you can be a God for cheap!
Edward Snowden has a clone, hear me out
working for the government, hear me out
the cia, space force, that’s who I work for!
the cia, space force, that’s who I work for!
I’ve spread the disease, hear me out!
I did it all by myself, hear me out!
nobody thought I’d succeed!
nobody thought I’d succeed!
nobody thought I’d succeed!
nobody thought I’d succeed!
the FDA doesn’t want you to know
that you can be a God for cheap!
the FDA doesn’t want you to know
that you can be a God for cheap!
I did it all by myself, hear me out!
they didn’t want me to tell, hear me out!
the cia, space force, that’s who I work for!
The cia, space force, that’s who I work for!
I’ve spread the disease, hear me out!
I’ve got it all on my phone, hear me out!
nobody thought I’d succeed!
nobody thought I’d succeed!
nobody thought I’d succeed!
nobody thought I’d succeed!
the FDA doesn’t want you to know
that you can be a God for cheap!
the FDA doesn’t want you to know
that you can be a God for cheap!
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5. |
Do Not Enter!
07:42
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We’re about to kill PM Scott Morrison with concealable Liberator pistols and we’re eating
Triple Stacker Kings topped with smoky bacon,
melted American cheese and the Stacker sauce.
We’re about to kill Pres Emmanuel Macron with OTS anthrax dart guns and we’re eating
two large Original Stuffed Crust Meat Lover’s packed with pepperoni, Italian sausage,
ham, bacon, seasoned pork and beef.
We’re about to kill Chan. Angela Merkel with Raytheon Silent Guardian DEWs and we’re eating
Flamin Hot Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme with fresco, jalapeño,
Mexican Pizza Sauce and Wild Strawberry Candy Freezes.
We’re about to kill Pres. Xi Xinping with Bulgarian umbrella guns and we’re eating
Double Quarter Pounders With Cheese topped with slivered onions, tangy pickles
and two slices of melty cheese on a sesame seed bun.
We’re about to kill Pres. Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador with LPO-50 Flamethrowers and we’re eating
Flamethrower Grill Burgers topped with fiery FlameThrower sauce,
melted pepper jack cheese, jalapeno, beef strips, tomato and fresh lettuce.
We’re about to kill Pres Charles Michel with HM3 Poison Dart Frog watches and we’re eating
Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on 12-inch Italian Parmesan Oregano buns with
Monterey Cheddar, red onions, tomatoes, and Chipotle Southwest sauce.
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