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Trust Me! 02:20
Well I just told him or her to Commes des Fuckdown and they LAAAAUUUGGGHHEEDD. Trust me! For the price of 0.14 Bitcoin and the time it takes you to transfer it to my account I will bingewatch an entire season on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Sling, Philo, or YouTubeTV of Lordesses of Love with you and one guest. Zoom me. Trust me!! Time has a speed-quality setting I know how to use to my spiritual-financial advantage. Commes des Fuckdown, HaHaHaHa! Trust me! Relief is on the way!! News anchor voice: *Going viral will make the difference, please subscribe and comment below leave a 5-star review with my platforms and Commes des Fuckdown! HaHaHa!* Trust me! I don’t have the credentials but I have the evidentials. What they did is obvious and frankly, it’s disgusting what they did, and we’re making tremendous progress on that but we’re still $2450 short of today’s goal and every contribution makes a huge difference. If they are in the door they’ve already bought it and gotten the upgrade, new Law. Learn it! Frankly, I just tell them if they haven’t improved themselves by the end of the week, it’s fucking curtains (throat-slitting motion) Trust me! Keep calm and have a cuppa. The numbers are going to go way, way up.
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future: rejected lawful: arrested daily: ingested if you say so (doctor: suggested) expert: attested death: projected if you say so morgue: congested bleach: injected terror: domestic if you say so unreal: accepted debts: collected real: neglected if you say so corpse: rested sorrow: expected sickbed: fetid if you say so
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Hear Me Out! 02:20
the FDA doesn’t want you to know that you can be a God for cheap! the FDA doesn’t want you to know that you can be a God for cheap! Edward Snowden has a clone, hear me out working for the government, hear me out the cia, space force, that’s who I work for! the cia, space force, that’s who I work for! I’ve spread the disease, hear me out! I did it all by myself, hear me out! nobody thought I’d succeed! nobody thought I’d succeed! nobody thought I’d succeed! nobody thought I’d succeed! the FDA doesn’t want you to know that you can be a God for cheap! the FDA doesn’t want you to know that you can be a God for cheap! I did it all by myself, hear me out! they didn’t want me to tell, hear me out! the cia, space force, that’s who I work for! The cia, space force, that’s who I work for! I’ve spread the disease, hear me out! I’ve got it all on my phone, hear me out! nobody thought I’d succeed! nobody thought I’d succeed! nobody thought I’d succeed! nobody thought I’d succeed! the FDA doesn’t want you to know that you can be a God for cheap! the FDA doesn’t want you to know that you can be a God for cheap!
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We’re about to kill PM Scott Morrison with concealable Liberator pistols and we’re eating Triple Stacker Kings topped with smoky bacon, melted American cheese and the Stacker sauce. We’re about to kill Pres Emmanuel Macron with OTS anthrax dart guns and we’re eating two large Original Stuffed Crust Meat Lover’s packed with pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, bacon, seasoned pork and beef. We’re about to kill Chan. Angela Merkel with Raytheon Silent Guardian DEWs and we’re eating Flamin Hot Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme with fresco, jalapeño, Mexican Pizza Sauce and Wild Strawberry Candy Freezes. We’re about to kill Pres. Xi Xinping with Bulgarian umbrella guns and we’re eating Double Quarter Pounders With Cheese topped with slivered onions, tangy pickles and two slices of melty cheese on a sesame seed bun. We’re about to kill Pres. Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador with LPO-50 Flamethrowers and we’re eating Flamethrower Grill Burgers topped with fiery FlameThrower sauce, melted pepper jack cheese, jalapeno, beef strips, tomato and fresh lettuce. We’re about to kill Pres Charles Michel with HM3 Poison Dart Frog watches and we’re eating Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on 12-inch Italian Parmesan Oregano buns with Monterey Cheddar, red onions, tomatoes, and Chipotle Southwest sauce.

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This album was made between March and July 2020 in Wisconsin, USA

It's a musical interpretation of some poems I have published online in the last few months.


I’m pissing in the wind, my dude.
I’ve lost my wallet, my dude.
I’ve blown my cover, my dude.
I feel like God, my dude.
I feel so weak, my dude.

I’m in the hole, my dude.
I’m overgrown, my dude.
I want to die, my dude.
I feel so far away, my dude.
Just like a star, my dude.

I would tax you, my dude.
I’d arrest you, my dude.
For you I would undress, my dude.
I love to laugh, my dude.
I love to play guitar, my dude.

I’ve lost control, my dude.
I have regrets, my dude.
I’ve hurt the ones I love, my dude.
I understand everything, my dude.
I’ve broken and entered, my dude.

I dance, my dude.
I get naked, my dude.
I tell it like it is, my dude.
I have to take a piss, my dude.
I need to take a shit, my dude.

I have zits, my dude.
I have scars, my dude.
I’m not alone, my dude.
I have a secret, my dude.
I can’t keep it, my dude.

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released July 30, 2020

Written/Produced/Mixed by Devon Welsh

Album artwork by Zola Jesus & Devon Welsh

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